Hiatus and more

For my 3 regular readers, you might have noticed a distinct lack of blog posts of late; it's that time of year when exams are rearing their ugly heads. I, having done fuck all revision as of so far, have a lot of catching up to be doing and therefore am putting this blog on hiatus for the time being. Fear not, they'll be done and done this time next month, but until then, this meaty post will be all there is. So, lately...

- No I haven't played GTA IV, as im trying to cut down on distractions from studies. Seeings how the internet appears to be raping it, i suspect it won't be long before i buckle and buy it, though. Can't say I've ever been a huge fan of GTA, it always seemed liek a jack of all trades, master of none, but apparently this is sorted for this version. And the multplayer sounds incredible. I NEED to play Cops 'n Crooks.

- These jeans are perhaps the greatest Jeans i have ever seen in my life.

*Cue massive wave of masturbation, 'Joystick', and penis jokes*

Fave comment - 'Someone get that angry german kid a pair of these'

- Lost is back on top!! Brilliant episode last week centering around Ben. That said, this week's was shit. Shit. Sooner they realize that no one gives a fuck about Jack and Kate the better...

- The Departed is an astonishing film

- Boris Johnson is a buffoon of a man who in no way deserves to be mayor of London. (this is the first and only time i will mention politics on this blog)

- You'll be glad to hear that Ricky and Karl appear to have made up, and there may indeed be one last podcast to come. Too lazy to explain it so head over to pilkipedia if you need to know more.

- The Reading lineup god even more godly with the addition of Crystal Castles, Hadouken!, CSS, Alexisonfire, Be Your Own Pet and more.
In fact, shit, i just noticed The Whip are playing!! Sunday is shaping out to be perhaps the best day ^.^

- I continue to enjoy typography

- Beck appears to be a good anime and the Naruto Manga is far superior to the anime

- I guess I'll leave you with a lolcat...


Oh go on then, one more


Anyways, I'm off to watch the Derren Brown - Peep show double, for now.... ciao.

Tree of the Week. (yeah week thats right)

Nomnomnom

I can has loltrees

heh yus

New Banner ^.^

As you can see, i have a new banner, made by reader Jonny using frames from my old (crud) comics blog.

I then preceeded to mess it up
It didn't fit the required dimensions, and so i had to do some shoddy ms paint editing to make it fit the blog header. And while i was at it i added some spots and spike things round the edge of the light orange. Basically ruined it then.

Anyways why am i still up, i need sleep.

RSS Hugger

So apparently this is going to help me get some views for my blog. Hey, i need to get more than the 3 / 4 regular readers that my stats would suggest i have.

Anyway i need to tell you all to go here http://www.rsshugger.com/ and rave about how great it is. And to be fair it looks like a good site, neatly laid out and slick lookin'. Remains to be seen whetehr it will actually help atall but we shall see...

Tree of the Week

Don't go thinking i've forgotten about this feature, no sirey, no was jóse. Here we go for tree of the week #2

TREEBEARD

To quote wikipedia
"Treebeard Fangorn is a fictional character from J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth. He is the oldest of the Ents, tree-like beings who are the "shepherds of trees". Very tall and stiff-limbed, with bark-like skin and leafy hair, he befriends Merry and Pippin after they escape from orcs. Under their influence, he causes the downfall and imprisonment of Saruman, the head of the Istari. He lives in the Forest of Fangorn, which is named after him, or he after it."


Treebeard was sad to hear that nobody bothered reading far enough to know about him

I can't pretend that i'm a Lord of the Rings geek; having started reading the trilogy only to give up during the Two Towers (god they were so boring!!) But i can remember Treebeard and his mates being COMPLETE BADASSES in the film, and being mates with Merry and Pippin... which in itself puts him on the Tree of the Week list.

Also, with a name like 'Treebeard', how could you not love him? Treebeard. For fucks sake....

Why th fuck do i bother with this

Well there are 3 reasons why your average blogger bothers to blog (and im talking about the shit variety like me, who have never had any traffic) Cause obviously people who do traffic can actually, liek, make money. Shock shock.

1 - ANGER RELEASE. Despite not yet havn't a good swear-filled post
2 - If you donb't have stats you can trick yourself into thinking that you're actually real popular
3 - ...Ah shit, i cant tink of one.

The annoying part of blogspot is that, despite it being a good site an all, there are so many fucking accounts that nobody will ever find lol-trees amongst them. I mean what kind of cunt is gunna search for lol-trees?

I'd be happy is i just had one dude sitting at his computer and reading this shit. That would be awesome. Not gunna happen though

Tree of the Week

So, to make the blog address and name slightly less random and pointless, heres first of a weekly feature, tree of the week. Lets start with one of the all time videogame greats

The Great Deku Tree



Basically this dude is the biggest & most badass tree you'll likely meet. Not only does he rule over this freakish race known as the Kokiri, but he has an entire first dungeon inside of him!!

And monsters, and lets not forget that freakish Spiderthing boss at the end of the level. Ya know, the one that was completely ripped of in Twighlight Princess? Queen Gohma. Excelleeennntt.

He sure has 'great' in his title for a reason.

Blog time!!

So, i have a blog eh. One of millions of blogspot accounts, which nobody will ever find. Well, suits me i suppose.

Never mind, i'll be my one avid and loyal reader.

What will i be blogging? i ask myself

Well, abit of tv, videogame stuff, fun internets stuff and videos, maybe some serious film reviews here and there, and some anime to top it all off, cause like, im less than 1% off being a major geek (so says the geek test - http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html ) WOW WON'T THIS BE FUN!!